þriðjudagur, 12. desember 2006

BioChemistry

einhverjum gáfumanni datt í hug einhverntíman að sameina það sem var kennt fyrir og eftir áramót í hjúkrun i efnafræði..
semsagt
það sem einu sinni var kennt fyrir jól sem var efnafræði og lífræn efnafræði
og það sem var eftir jól og var lífefnafræði og klínísk efnafræði..

nú kveljumst við í efnafræði, lífrænni efnafræði, lífefnafræði og klínískri efnafræði á tvöföldum hraða...
:D

þetta veldur því að ég er komin með kjánahroll og aulahúmor við að vera að læra...

Q. What is the dieter's element?
A. Nobelium

A chemistry graduate student had the fortune to share their space with a cat they happened to name Ion. The student loved to introduce their feline friend as their cation! - submitted by Betsy Moll

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

Q. Where does one put the dishes?
A. In the Zinc.

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A. One molar solution.

Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?
A. He Palladium.

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.


og btw.. mér finnst þetta ógeeeðslega fyndið :D
efast ekki um að Palli sameinist með mér í hlátursköstunum :)
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7 ummæli:

  1. Bwaaahahahaha maður verður að elska efnafræðihúmor :-)

    Mér fannst cat-ion brandarinn, neutronin og bunsen brennarinn bestir :D

    I welcome you to the nerds community Ragna :-) Það er ekki aftur snúið núna

    SvaraEyða
  2. haha já... þetta er fyndið :)
    já cation brandarinn fannst mér bestur :)

    SvaraEyða
  3. A farmer has problems with his chickens: all of the sudden, they are all getting very sick. After trying all conventional means, he calls a physist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. The physist trys. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything.

    Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccum."

    SvaraEyða
  4. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

    Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

    Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

    Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

    SvaraEyða
  5. hahaha.... :D verður bara betra og betra... :)

    SvaraEyða
  6. Uss... ég náði nokkrum af þessum bröndurum en ekki öllum þannig ég þarf að fara að ná mér í fleiri nörda stig !

    SvaraEyða
  7. Erla Þóra12:57 f.h.

    Little Jimmy had a drink,
    he'll have a drink no more,
    for what he thought was H2O,
    was H2SO4!
    Hahahahahahaha :)

    Skemmtilegir brandarar annars.

    SvaraEyða

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