einhverjum gáfumanni datt í hug einhverntíman að sameina það sem var kennt fyrir og eftir áramót í hjúkrun i efnafræði..
semsagt
það sem einu sinni var kennt fyrir jól sem var efnafræði og lífræn efnafræði
og það sem var eftir jól og var lífefnafræði og klínísk efnafræði..
nú kveljumst við í efnafræði, lífrænni efnafræði, lífefnafræði og klínískri efnafræði á tvöföldum hraða...
:D
þetta veldur því að ég er komin með kjánahroll og aulahúmor við að vera að læra...
Q. What is the dieter's element?
A. Nobelium
A chemistry graduate student had the fortune to share their space with a cat they happened to name Ion. The student loved to introduce their feline friend as their cation! - submitted by Betsy Moll
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Q. Where does one put the dishes?
A. In the Zinc.
Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A. One molar solution.
Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?
A. He Palladium.
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
og btw.. mér finnst þetta ógeeeðslega fyndið :D
efast ekki um að Palli sameinist með mér í hlátursköstunum :)
l
Bwaaahahahaha maður verður að elska efnafræðihúmor :-)
SvaraEyðaMér fannst cat-ion brandarinn, neutronin og bunsen brennarinn bestir :D
I welcome you to the nerds community Ragna :-) Það er ekki aftur snúið núna
haha já... þetta er fyndið :)
SvaraEyðajá cation brandarinn fannst mér bestur :)
A farmer has problems with his chickens: all of the sudden, they are all getting very sick. After trying all conventional means, he calls a physist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. The physist trys. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything.
SvaraEyðaThen all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccum."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SvaraEyðaAristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
hahaha.... :D verður bara betra og betra... :)
SvaraEyðaUss... ég náði nokkrum af þessum bröndurum en ekki öllum þannig ég þarf að fara að ná mér í fleiri nörda stig !
SvaraEyðaLittle Jimmy had a drink,
SvaraEyðahe'll have a drink no more,
for what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!
Hahahahahahaha :)
Skemmtilegir brandarar annars.